Einstein’s Shower Speech – Talking, Singing, & Dancing!

Einstein’s Shower Speech – Talking, Singing, & Dancing!


You´re super. You´re all. [Water sound] Look at you. You´re all. [Tweets and kissing sounds] Peekaboo. [Sound of a nut cracking] Good girl. You´re super. You´re all. Whoo! Hello? Sweetie. Let´s go and go up. I´ll be back. You´re smart. [Sound of a nut cracking] Whistling Tweet Merry Corn! Eat some carrot? Eat some carrot? Broccoli? Carrot? Apple. Apple. This way, seein’ You´re sweet. You´re smaaart. Good girl. You´re so funny. [Gibberish] Pretty cool. Tweets [Pffffffff sound] Raspberry. Whistle Eat some carrots? Tweets and whistles Here some more. Whoo! Some water? [Sound of water pouring] Want some? Eat some carrot? Whistles his version of the Andy Griffith Theme song Sweet. Let´s go and go outside? Go outside? You´re sweet. You´re super. Here salad? Here sunny Eat some more. [kissing sound] [Sound of a cracking nut] You’re good, take a shower. You´re all wet. Whistle Good girl. You´re sweet. [Sound of water pouring] Tweets and whistles Marcia. Tweets and whistles Eat some carrot? You look at that! Look at you! You´re all wet. Whistle You´re so funny. You´re super. You´re s… Coorn. You’re a good parrot. You did good! [Gibberish] You´re super. Funny bear? Wakawakawaka. Whistle Eat some carrot? Corn? [Gibberish] Tweets and whistles Peekaboo. I love you. Yabbadoo. Yabba. Happy. Happy. Salad. You´re so funny. Eat some more. Oops. Whistles Eat some carrot? You alright? Whoo! Eat some carrot? Wanna go for a car ride? Whee!!! [knocking sounds and whistle] Want some water? [Sound of water pouring] You’re a good parrot . [Kissing sound] Whistle Want some salad? Want some salad? Eat some carrot? Eat some carrot? Whoo! [Gibberish] Are you alright? [Kiss sound] Whistles [Water sound] You alright? Tweets and whistles You´re sweet. You´re super. You did good? Whoo! Good girl. You´re s… You´re smaaart. Look at you! [Sound of telephone ring] [Gibberish] You did good, sweetie? Are you alright? Let´s go and go outside? Go out? [Tweet] [Water Sound] Whistle Hi! Sweetie. You´re super. Whoo! You are alright? [Whistle] [Kiss sound] Gotta Clean! Water. Want some carrot? You´re smart. Whistles his version of the Andy Griffith theme song. Eat some carrot? You´re all wet. [Whistle] You’re a good parrot. Are you alright? You´re super. Pepper? Pepper? It´s good. [Nut cracking sound] Eat some carrot? [Whistle] Corn, sweetie. I´ll be back. I´ll be right here. Eat more. [Laser sound] [Whistle] Eat some carrot? Whoo! [Nut cracking sound] [Whistle] Whew [Whistle] Let´s go and go out. [Whistles] Corn. Eat some salad? Some salad? You´re super. You´re s… Whoo! Good girl. You´re super. You´re smaaart. Whoo! Good girl. Wanna go a carrot? [Nut cracking sound] [tweet] [Gibberish] [Tweets and whistles] [tweet] Eat some carrot? [Tweets and whistles] Hello? It´s alright. whoo! [Water sound] [Tweets and whistles] Here is some grape. [Nut cracking sound] whoo! whoo! whoo! [Gibberish] You´re super. Superstar! Good girl. You´re super. You´re super. You´re all wet. Look at that girl. I gotta clean. You got to take a shower. [whistle] [beep] Hello? [Tweets and whistles] Good girl, sweetie. Wanna cookie? Wanna cookie? What the turkey? You´re super. [Water sound] Are you alright? Gonna watch dinner? It´s good. You´re so funny. You all wave. [whistle] [water sound] You´re all wet. Look at you! You´re all wet! Monkey. [Monkey sound] Eat some carrot? Are you alright? [clicks and clucking sound] What the doggie? What the turkey? What the turkey? Okay? You alright? [cluck] [tweet] [whistle] Good girl, sweet. You´re super. whoo! It´s cold. It´s cold out. Good girl. (Gibberish) You did goood! (Gibberish) [kissing sound] You good girl. Eat some carrot? Broccoli? Want a carrot? You did good. Oops. Pretty cool. [kissing and clucking sound] [lip smacking sound] [water dripping sound] Are you alright? whoo! [tweet and whistle] [tweet] Good girl. Good girl, sweetie. You´re super. whoo! [water dripping sound] Hello? [tweets] Are you alright? You good, sweetie. whoo! [laser sound] Good girl, sweetie. You´re sweet. Okay? Eat some more! [kiss sound] [clucking and tweeting] whoo! Good girl. (Gibberish) You´re s… [cluck] You alright? The Kramer Go work [whistle] Here. Want some water? Water dripping sound whoo! Whistles his version of the Andy Griffith theme song. Eat some salad? Some salad? Hmm? [cluck] Go work. [high pitched electronic tweets] Sorry. [laser sound] Are you alright? [Squeaky door sound] [Whistles] Get the garbage. Get the garbage. Oops. Sorry. Eat your corn. Let´s go and go out. Come on. [kiss sound] Up! Up! Einstein, look! Want a carrot? You´re all wet. Look at you! I get you some broccoli. Hm? [smack sound] (gibberish) [lip smacking/sound of eating] It´s good. [tweet] Here some more. [clucking/knocking sound] [tweet] whoo! (gibberish) whoo! [tweet] Are you alright? Here is some grape. [whistles] [water sound] Okay, eat your lunch. [cluck] Some water? [sound of pouring water] [Tweets and whistles] Make up. [whistles] [clucking] [whistles] Uncle Mark [Lip smacking sound] Mmmhh. Uncle (gibberish) You´re so funny. … water. You´re sweet. whoo! Let´s go see Jeff. Eat some carrot? Are you alright? whoo! What´s a horse? [kissing sound] Hi, sweetie. You´re good girl. You´re smart. (gibberish) Drink of water? Want grape? (gibberish) Come on! Here ya go! Want a carrot? Eat some more. [tweets] [sound of water dripping] Some water? [Tweets and whistles] Some water? Here ya go. Come and eat. It´s cold. [cluck] [tweet] You´re so funny. What colors? whoooo Peekaboo! You be good? You are? You´re good girl, sweetie. [lip smacking sound[ [whistle] Come see squirrel. You´re super. hmm? [tweet] [water sound] [nut cracking sound] [tweet] You’re a good parrot. What’s that in your water. [cluck] [kissing sound] [Tweets and whistles] Let´s go see Jeff. [clicking sound] [singing] whoo! You´re all. [Tweets and whistles] Did corn? [Sound of water pouring] Want grape? Uncle Mark [Kissing sound] [whistles] What color? What do that? What are you doing? Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Dan … dan … dan … dan. [Whistles] Go fly. [whistles] Dancing. whoo! [chirp] (gibberish) [Whistle] [laser sound] Hello? Hi. [Tweets and whistles] You go take a shower. You´re all wet! Let´s go see Jeff. Wanna go see Jeff. Whoo! [kiss sound] You´re smart. Whoo! … grackle. [Tweets and whistles] [Water pouring sound] [Whistling a tune] Dancing. Dance, birdie. [Whistles] Dancing. Dancing. Cicada Meeow. You´re sweet. Eat some more. Alright. Byebye. [tweet] [tweet] I gotta clean. Gotta Clean [singing] Gotta clean, clean, clean, sweetie [singing] You´re super. Whoo! [Sound of water] Are you alright? Look at you! You´re all wet! [Beep!] [Beep!] How are ya? I gotta clean. [beep, beep, beep] [Whistle] You did good, sweetie. You´re sweet. Where is the money? [gibberish]… water. Want some salad? Whistles his version of the Andy Griffith theme song. Talking. Talking. Talking. [ ♪♫♪ singing, unintelligible lyrics] See you later. [Whistling a tune] [kiss sound] Let´s go take a shower. Take a shower! You´re all. You´re salad. Whoo! I gotta clean. [knocking sound] whoo! [Whistles his version of the Andy Griffith theme song.] Monkey. Talking. Talking … talking … talking … talking … talking … talking. Whoo! [ ♪♫♪ singing, unintelligible lyrics] ♪♫♪ Oh so funny… ♪♫♪ Hello. Whooooo! Eat your lunch your squirrel. Gotta clean. Gotta clean corn. [Kissing sound] Whoo! [Lip smacking sound] Some water? I´ll be back. Up! [clucking sound] [Whistles] Want some more? [Lip smacking sound] Pfffft! Raspberry. Are you alright? Whoo! I gotta clean. You could take a shower. You´re all wet! [Sound of water] [Whistles his version of the Andy Griffith theme song.] Good girl. You´re sweet. Marcia is smart. [cluck] You are …? [Electronic short beeps] [Water gurgle sound] Good girl. Let´s go see Jeff. (gibberish) [Tweets] How are ya? C’mon, [kiss sound] Up! Want a tree? (gibberish) C´mon. [barking sound] [Laser sound] [kiss sound] Want some water? Whoo! [ ♪♫♪ singing, unintelligible lyrics] Whooooooo! [ ♪♫♪ singing, unintelligible lyrics] So s… [ ♪♫♪ singing high note] Oh s… Sorry. Eat your dinner. Whooo! Whooooooooo! Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help [Whistle] Talking. [ ♪♫♪ singing, unintelligible lyrics] You´re sweet. Sweet. What the tato? Meeow. Good girl. Where is the money? It´s okay. Drink of water? Want some? It´s good. [cluck] So sweet. (gibberish) [Whistles first few notes of the Andy Griffith theme song.] Hope aboard. [Water drip sound] [Water drip sound] Let´s go see Jeff. Human voice: How are you doing, sweetie? [Whistles] Human voice: You´re super? You´re sweet. Human voice: You´re smart. Human voice: You´re super. Human voice: You´re smart. Take a shower! Human voice: Did you take a shower? Human voice: You´re sweet. Human voice: You´re smart. Human voice: You´re super. – Einstein: Are you alright? Human voice: I´m alright. Are you alright? Look at you! You´re all wet. Human voice: Oh, dear. Human voice: What are we gonna do about that? Einstein: Pretty cool. – Marcia: Yeah. Where is the money? Human voice: Where is the money? Pretty cool. Human voice: Pretty cool. Where is that money? You´re s… Awww… [Kissing sound] Give me a kiss. [Kissing sound] Human voice: I love you. – Einstein: Give me a kiss. I´m a good parrot. Human: You´re a good parrot. Wanna go see Jeff? Human: Jeff is not here right now. Be quiet. Human: Okay. Go see Jeff. Byebye. See you later. Human: See you later. Byebye. Human: Byebye. [Whistle] [Whistle] [Whistle]

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  1. Happy New Year Einstein and family! I'd like to be with Einstein all the time. Happy Corn Einstein! Love you Einstein. KiKi and l love your videos. Have a safe and prosperous New Year. See you tomorrow!

  2. I love this! It shows how loved she is (and rightfully so!)! In contrast, the birds who cuss and scream never seem all that funny to me, because sadly, they are parroting what they hear on a regular basis! Einstein is very loved! I love her so much and shes not even mine!

  3. โ€œYouโ€™re a good caaarrotโ€ ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• all love to einstein and everyone!! such an adorable bird๐Ÿฅฐ

  4. Einstein, Iam still watching you sweety.I never get tired of watching you.Stormy is really starting to enjoy you and all your antics.Every once and a while he tries to kiss you on my eye pad.I love when he says dancing dancing and your all wet.Einsteins brought a lot of joy into my life .You are soo heart โค๏ธ warming. I do not know how long Einsteins been on but I do know I regret not finding him on his premiere performance or day 1. I โค๏ธ you honey.

  5. @t Please answer this survey on your pet parrot cognition!! It would really help advance our understanding of parrot brains and raise more awareness! It takes about 10 minutes to fully complete, but you can just answer as many questions as you have time for. Thank you SO much!

  6. I've been looking for 1 to raise from a baby but I haven't had a n luck to find 1. Does anyone would know where I can get an baby African Grey??

  7. I keep thinking and being convinced that Einstein is a male bird ๐Ÿฆ…, but what is it really? I need to know once and for all ๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. He is so smart itโ€™s amazing..He is so clear in speaking.every word and he knows a lot of words..He is one of a kind and has lots to say..I can only imagine how proud you are of this little darling..He has had amazing upbringing. way to go Marsha Mouse and Daddy Jeff..This video is awesome..Gotta clean, He is a riot. thank you Einstein..You made my night lol…God Bless You My Little Feathered Friend๐Ÿ˜‡ Itโ€™s midnight in Cincinnati. HAD TO VISIT EINSTEIN

  9. ๐Ÿฆœโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  10. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

  11. I do phone entertainment for a living…as much as I love birds like Einstein,I'm so glad I don't own an African Grey..it'd make having company over..interesting,to say the least!

  12. WOW, Amazing Bird, I could talk to Einstein all day, so smart… ๐Ÿ˜˜ You are so lucky ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

  13. I absolutely LOVE Einstein ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š my favorite, "are you alrighhhhht, you're smaaaaart" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

  14. What an amazing parrot I love how much knowledge it has. More than some people lol. How long did it take you to teach its Vocabulary. My gosh I have never seen a bird who talks so plainly. It must really love itโ€™s owner and feel really safe to do what it does
    Good job itโ€™s great to see someone love there pets so much.

  15. amazing bird! They speak in sentences, and paragraphs. Highly intelligent. Carry on conversations.
    I know this, because I have one. ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. STOP BUYING AFRICAN GREYS. YOU ARE EMPOWERING THE ABUSE AND FURTHERING THE EXTINCTION OF ONE OF AFRICA"S MOST PRECIOUS BIRDS

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/african-grey-parrot-poaching-trafficking-wild-exotic-pets-extinct-video-mimic-turkish-airlines-a8761151.html

  17. I love it when he sounds like Marcia and Jeff. I love it when he laughs, and says donโ€™t be scared, you alright, turn around, .look at you. You did good sweetie. So precious, your a super good parrot Einstein.โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ’‹from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

  18. My african gray makes a lot of these noises! Including the water sound! I love it when she says "are you alright?" Sounds like shes so worried

  19. Eat some carrot, youโ€™re all wet, eat some carrot, youโ€™re alright? Well,
    this buddy is a living tape recorder. Better not mention secrets or talk on the phone
    around them…….definitely donโ€™t want them to involved in a secret investigation.lol.

  20. I am laughing so hard at yallโ€™s conversation at the end! So cute๐Ÿคฃ โ€œgo see Jeff?โ€ โ€œJeffโ€™s not homeโ€ โ€œbe quiet. Go see Jeff?โ€ Lololol he doesnโ€™t take no for an answer!

  21. He is so smart. I have an African grey also. He was abused so my family took him and gave him a great home. He plucks his feathers still though. I've tried many things to keep him occupied. If you have any suggestions, I would appreciate the feed back. Miguel (my bird) loves listening to Einstein.Do you have an email i could send you a picture?

  22. Gee I needed a laugh and Einstein has done that for me. He's amazing. They are a super smart breed of bird !! His speech is so clear …such a gorgeous birdie. Hilarious!!!! Thanks for cheering me up Einstein

  23. Wild bird trying to find a way of fitting in. This is cruelty at its best. Poor baby. So sorry you got ripped from your home to make people on YouTube think this is cute. So sorry mate z

  24. Anyone who thinks This is cute, needs your head testing. This bird is mentally screwed. He is damaged. He is in a tormented state.

  25. This bird makes me wish I was young again so I could share space with one of these awesome creatures. He is loved and well cared for. Thank you.

  26. @4:34 Einstein asked the question:
    Want some water?
    Then Einstein makes a water noise. LOL ROFL ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘

  27. @5:44 the phone rings and Einstein then does the sound of the phone. ROFL ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“žโ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿฆ

  28. Ppl better never say anything around this bird they don't want repeated! Einstein's a genius bird, with a voluminous vocabulary, and an exceptional ability to be able to remember all of this! Just WOW โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘

  29. โ€ขEat some carrot?
    โ€ขEat some corn?
    โ€ขWant some salad?
    โ€ขYou're super!
    โ€ขSuper star.
    โ€ขYou're smart!
    โ€ขYou're so great!
    โ€ขGood girl!
    Einstein eats healthy & must have very loving owners. Beautiful to know and to hear Einstein repeat. Keep up the good work everybody ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’•โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŒŸ

  30. You alright? I say that a lot on any given day and now Iโ€™m enjoying hearing myself. Thank u so much for sharing this sweet baby with us. Now my sweetie probably would love me to get back to working around the house but until I get my new kitchen, Iโ€™m hanging right here. Blessings to you and yours.

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